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Monday, January 27, 2003 get you! tomorrow we get cable (stoked!). Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 4:22 PM Sunday, January 26, 2003 get you! dude, somebody needs to fix the ITA. it's so much easier to just go look at it than have to log in to blogger and all that jizz.. jazz? hype, williams. um.... yoink! Anonymous partied hard at 2:26 PM Friday, January 24, 2003 get you! dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. population... you! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 11:51 AM Tuesday, January 21, 2003 get you! picturebox: party of five Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 9:30 PM Monday, January 20, 2003 get you! dr. agon! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:02 PM "you're taking me, to the point of no return." Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:02 PM it may have been directed into an alternate 2003. somewhere in the future, biff must have gotten ahold of the time machine, went back... Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:01 PM blogs aren't posting. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:01 PM i just blogger something, but it didn't post. uh... get you!!!! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:00 PM picturebox: twelve monkeys just got back from mario's watching twin peaks. anyway, one of the housemates, andy, was looking for a copy of the recently purchased red roses for me that i just won the other day. anyway, i found another one online, and this one apparently has an extra track on it: "pair of brown eyes." though that song is on rum, sodomy, and the lash, it apparently is a rare copy. so anyway, i need to stop going on ebay. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 9:56 PM that was humurous... sort of. jukebox: aerosmith - "dream on" lyrics of the day comes to us courtesy of aerosmith from "draw the line": "no dice honey, you the salt, you're the queen of the brine." Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 2:50 PM Sunday, January 19, 2003 get you! jukebox: civ - "set your goals" just watched from dusk till dawn and swingers. funny shite!! i'm super stoked. i just won this. i've been trying for this for a long time, but it always goes for ridiculous money. i went on last night and saw that this was on it, and it had no bids yet, and there was only about and hour and 56 minutes left. hence, i placed bids and won... at the opening bid. uh, i need beer... be back!!!! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 6:55 PM Saturday, January 18, 2003 get you! jukebox: =w= - "the good life" i just got my pinkerton vinyl today. super stoked! been a long while since i've been trying to get this. now i'll see what i can sell the cd of this for. we just got back from playing cranium. that has to be one the best games ever. the green ones are the best. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:11 PM Friday, January 17, 2003 get you! so me and jeff saw this commercial in utah by the brain damage association of america. this kid puts on a helmet and starts riding his bike. then this other kid rides next to him, making fun of him the whole time for wearing a helmet. after a bit, the kid making fun of helmet kid smacks his face right into a piece of lumber sticking out from a truck. so besides the fact that if antagonist kid was wearing a helmet he would've still smacked his face, if the first kid didn't wear a helmet, antagonist kid would've not been distracted, hence, could've avoided the entire thing. so what brings this up? i've recently been watching episodes of party of five, in particular, the ones with bailey and his drinking. well, during the intervention deal, he's drunk and goes to drive. sarah, being as big of an irritating bitch that she always is, jumps into the jeep, yelling at bailey to get out. all the while bailey keeps telling her to shut up, which she doesn't (and never does). all that distraction that she caused, caused bailey to almost hit the car, thus smacking sarah's head through the windsheild. not too mention that bailey, being drunk, at least took the opportunity to buckle up. now today i'm watching another episode years after the drunken incident. bailey is going through a rough patch again and needs to relax. he had a few drinks and just went home to think about things. claudia decides to burst into the room and be nosy, which brings along julia. so they're all wondering what's wrong when all he wanted to do was relax. all he wanted was a pepsi (rim shot!). so then it comes up that he's had a few drinks and they go into hysterics, which, from previous experience, they should've, but being that he was at home in his room minding his own business, they could've let it go. but they just wouldn't let it go, so he couldn't take all the yapping and decides to leave, and he crashes his car. so i guess the point i'm trying to make is that the snow here is melting and it's getting all gross. uh, nib high football rules!!!! jukebox: expose - "point of no return" Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 1:27 PM Thursday, January 16, 2003 get you! picturebox: party of five - the intervention this is supposed to be a very dramatic episode, but this is too great. it's the funniest episode i think there ever was. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 12:04 PM Wednesday, January 15, 2003 get you! in the vein of keeping up to the tradition of snowing in the winter, it's finally snowed here... i'm going for a walk (aka, buy beer). Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 4:50 PM jukebox: helmet - "unsung" that american express person who called yesterday turned out to be a job offer for financial supervisor, which would be in sales and marketing. i told her i'm not interested. can you imagine how miserable a job that would be? just got back from california taco. i'm pretty lit right about now. i didn't know that vince ordered a pitcher of beer also, so we both had a pitcher of beer each. which worked out really well. anyway, life's very unorganized with no job or tv (though i think that it's pretty disturbing that tv's so important to my functioning). i haven't watched wrestling in a long time, and royal rumble's already on its way. speaking of, i'll be back... need to finish this bottle of vino!!!!!! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 4:01 PM Tuesday, January 14, 2003 get you! "Make it your New Year’s resolution to join Burger King®, where we work hard to provide each member of our team the opportunity to maximize his/her potential and to learn, grow, and advance within our dynamic organization. " marketing genius. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 1:23 PM hey, did you guys know that, "Target is the place to be Now that saving money is fashionable, Target is the cool place to work and shop"? these classified ads are slaying me. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 1:22 PM oh yeah, i almost forgot. we were filling up gas the other day across from this mexican restaurant and next to the sign it said, "nacho typical restaurant." lol!! i need to take a picture of that. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 1:13 PM jukebox: screeching weasel - "crying in my beer" still doing that job searching. i'm still trying to organize my cds so i can start placing them on ebay. i'm going to minimize my cd collection to less than 50. speaking of, i'm really on the verge of getting a ps2 and a game i'm been really missing. dice, vince just came home and told me i got a call back from some company i sent a resume to? i should keep track of those. is it good to call them up and ask what job it was i applied for? she said she was calling from american express, but i don't recall sending anything to there. so last night we rawked some billiards, and for about the first 27 minutes several waitresses walked by us not servicing us. finally one did and took our order. after our order came and stuff, probably 15 minutes later, i asked about my cup o' soup which she forgot. it came and she came back once more, but other than that she just basically left us alone. then the table next to us got full with a bunch of these yuppie fucks, and as soon as they got to the table a waitress was right there to service their every need. sickening! anyway, after we paid for our pool table (since the table and our tab are on separate bills) we left. hence, free food and beer. total dice, eh? jukebox: motley crue - "wildside" Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 12:59 PM Monday, January 13, 2003 get you! jukebox: the cure - "just like heaven" right now i'm doing what i hate most: looking for a job. i've stayed at jobs i hated for years, just to avoid doing this. ack! i just hope i don't get a job where i have to tuck my shirt in... or cut my hair... and one that i'll be able to use a computer. while we were in vegas, we watched this. i dreaded it for a long time and vowed never to watch it (being that he hasn't made a funny--or good--movie in a looooooong time), but recently i've been brainwashed by many people to watch it and an opportunity came about to see it without paying for it. i can't believe how great a movie that was. last night we watched this. no matter how many time i see it, i can't stop realizing how brilliant it is. i noticed two new things this time around. 1) the thing that drops the toast in the toaster oven is a skeleton of a pterodactyl. b) after he asked to see the basement of the alamo and everyone started laughing at him, some kid snapped a picture of him. we watched the deleted scenes, all of which i'm glad they didn't include, except for the one he had his bike covered with the horse. i'm off to open a bank account... jukebox: nwa - "gangsta, gangsta" Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 12:38 PM Friday, January 10, 2003 get you! jukebox: julie brown - "'cause i'm a blond" sitting in me room doing absolutely nothing. i'm just soaking in the joys of having no responsibilities. i'm also waiting for my check to arrive. so i guess that next week i will start looking for a job. other than that, i think i'm hungry. i finally got the rental car out of my hands last night, and i ended up selling my car for twice as much as i was expecting to. total dice! maybe i don't need a job. all right, i'm outs for now... luv, michael bolton. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 11:34 AM Wednesday, January 08, 2003 get you! jukebox: ned's atomic dustbin - "nothing like" still doing nothing, but i think i'm going to buy some records today. not sure what i'm in the mood to purchase, but i'm sure i'll find something. whenever i wake up here, at least one cat comes into my room and sits on the window sill. there's one fat one that always seems to get in my way. for instance, i'm trying to empty out a box in the closet and it jumps into it. or i try to make my bed and it sits on it and bites the sheet and won't let go. i should set a trap for it... before we left la, jeff and i went to this record shop, and he was looking at the end of this aisle under something that said "soundtracks." so he called me over, and we're looking through the lot of it, and we're tripping out because we couldn't believe that there's some pretty recent movies in there, and we didn't know they still make soundtracks on vinyl. so we're going through them and laughing because some of them say "widescreen edition," and i'm grabbing a couple of them for myself. then after a long while of going through them we realize that they're laserdiscs. and one of the very first ones that we started going through says "laserdisc" right on the front. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 10:39 AM Tuesday, January 07, 2003 get you! jukebox: motley crue - "smoking in the boys room" i just checked my grades from this past semester, and i did what i thought i did, except for photo. lol! i got a "d" in that. i thought i'd at least get a "c," but no dice on that. so yeah, our road trip was very dice. we listened to pretty much the entire pixies catalog. so after that very ridiculous last day in la, we headed to vegas. traffic was super dice, and we got there just after 11. we stayed at jeff's sister's place and hung with the family for the evening and the next day. then the next day that we dropped the jeff's parents at the airport, my brother was coming in, so i picked him up and then we met jeff's parents to see them off. so we went back, showered, and stopped at the last in-n-out and headed through arizona. arizona was very boring, but we wanted to see the grand canyon. that was dice. we got there just before sunset, but it sucked because we had to pay $20 to go there. although our pass was good for seven days. too bad there's no grand canyon in omaha. we also drove by bedrock. we drove all the way to utah that day (home of "real salt"). next day, we finished off utah (which was also pretty boring, once you passed all the rock things), and headed through colorado. the colorado drive was nice, but too many hills and curves and being that we were hauling a heavy-ass trailer it wasn't fun. but it was. i called a buddy who lives in denver, but he never called back till the next day. which didn't matter anyway, because denver was big and it was right during rush hour, and being that we had the trailer we didn't want to stop there. we drove to north platte, ne that night. stayed at yet another comfort inn and finished to treck to omaha, which was just a four hour drive. my room is being infested by cats. i had a pretty disturbing dream last night. apparently, my mom got into a car accident and the person who hit her invited us to their place for a sunday meal. we started at my grandma's place, and then we headed to their place, which turned out to be-of all people-marge's house. you know, fat marge from high school? anyway, we get there and everyone's taking out food and stuff. then, this girl who looked like someone else i knew headed towards me. but as she approached, she turned fat, and she kept trying to squeeze in on the couch i was sitting on and trying to make me feel her up. her leg had all these hair patches on them. it was pretty disgusting. then i went into the kitchen to get food and there were all these centipedes all over the place, and i just started freaking out and asking everyone there why weren't they doing anything to the centipedes. and then i grabbed the rugs and started smashing them. that's about the time i woke up. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 11:49 AM Sunday, January 05, 2003 get you! jukebox: pixies - "wave of mutilation" our road trip was very dice, and i'm here in omaha to the tune of some friend's art show and a big party. too many funny shite happened tonight, but the best was this. full road trip report coming soon. Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 2:03 AM Thursday, January 02, 2003 get you! we're getting ready now and just about to leave vegas. we're going to go through arizona today and see where we end up for tonight. i keep thinking i've something to blog, but no dice, so i'm outs!!! jukebox: jeff's nephew playing sponge bob!!! Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 9:15 AM Wednesday, January 01, 2003 get you! finally got to vegas at about 10 or 11? anyway, today was the best way to spend the last day in la. everything possible went wrong, but i'm outs now, and we're rawking. we're probably staying here for a day or two with jeff's family and my bros. also, we need to find our way to omaha. "damn, we're in a tight spot." Mr. Breakfast partied hard at 12:40 AM |